MADISON MANSON

From time to time I’ve found eating certain foods turn me on. Of course being turned on doesn’t necessarily mean sexually, we’ve all heard of food fetishes, food addiction and aphrodisiacs. I’m reminded of a Seinfeld episode where George’s girlfriend makes orgasmic noises while eating risotto, if you’re a fan of the show as I am I’m sure you’ll recall this episode vividly.

I’ve come across quite a few websites with woman smearing edible items on their bodies for photos and videos. Although I’m not turned on by this fetish, it seems to be pretty popular and working it’s way up the list of favorites. Obviously there’s a lovely fetish including insertion of items such as cucumbers, carrots, sausage, bananas and so on, this on the other hand is quite more appealing to me since size really does matter =)

Recently while viewing one of my regular TV channels, Discovery Health, I came across a show by the name of “The Truth About Food”. Of course I was immediately intrigued by the title and started recording the series, which I’ve watched only a few up to this point. The first episode I was able to make time to view was about aphrodisiacs, you know foods that get you in the mood for a night of sweaty animal sex. After the experiments were completed the final verdict was while foods did not have a physical stimulus over our bodies, having mental reactions towards food was a definite possibility.

Personally I’ve had experiences where preparing to consume food, a recent sushi incident comes to mind as my myspace friends will recall, I noticed I became overly excited by the idea of eating the food. Not in the, I want to rub this item all over my body and masturbate with it, but in the holy shit this is going to be SO good my brains about to cum sort of way. I’ve actually started craving sushi like a pregnant woman that craves pickles and ice cream!! Maybe this excitement is what’s caused me the fat chick title in life, or it’s some twisted voodoo method the Japanese concocted. Who knows.

I highly doubt I’m alone in my sushi utopia, I’ve heard that people to find excitement in such food as Chocolate, Cheese, Eggs, Honey, Oysters, Meat and Strawberries. So my question is this readers, what foods “turn you on” and to what extent? And if your partner found it sexually stimulating would you participate in food fetishes and if so, how far would you go before you’d label the experience as down right insane?

Side note: While food may not turn me on sexually, such men at Chef Duff and Alton Brown sure do make it hard to keep the dildo in my nightstand when I'm watching the Food Network! Mmmmm.